Timeline

This is a page dedicated to describing a basic timeline of the server's major events. Not everything will be detailed, so if you have any questions, ask a member of the server!

Server Start
The server was opened on November 16th by Soap. Its founding members were Pant, Cryptid, Lemon, Soap, Libby, and Plamt.

Foundation of the Enterprise
Soap Enterprises, also known as the Enterprise, was founded shortly after the start of the server by Entroapy. Underground embassies were constructed beneath the other founding players' houses and tunnels connected them, but these soon became defunct. War was declared on Entroapy by Cryptid.

Construction of Weed City and Plant and Lemon's Old Houses
Entroapy began and completed work on Weed City Square, building the library, church, meeting house, and prison. Plant and Lemon built their first houses by the dark forest and mountains.

New Members
SkwiBB, angrysausage3, Dude_Person, and Levvi joined the server, along with some of Libby's friends.

Death of the Ender Dragon
Entroapy killed the Ender Dragon for the first time.

Formation of the Blackstone Alliance
SkwiBB, angrysausage3, and Dude_Person formed the Blackstone Alliance, a collectively led faction in the mountains adjacent to Weed City. A declaration of independence was delivered to Entroapy, marking their independence as a sovereign nation.

Blackstone Dick Conflict
During the beginning of the Blackstone Alliance's rise to power, various blackstone and obisidian dicks were built in and above Weed City by Plant and the Blackstone Alliance after Entroapy built a glowstone cross on Blackstone land. The Blackstone Dick Video was created and posted.

New and Old Players
Levvi, Pantkhaki, and Cryptidhunter left the server. Freemansmind, Vargar, Moony, and Spoon joined the server.

Christmas Party
The first Enterprise Christmas Party was held in Weed City, including games of hide and seek and gift giving.

Cold War
An unofficial cold war between the Blackstone Alliance and the Enterprise began, marking the start of weeks of conflict.

Formation of Fort Kickass
Fort Kickass, later renamed the Eternal Tombs, was founded by Freemansmind.

Courthouse Hearings and Fire
Two trials were held at the Blackstone Alliance's courthouse, one for Limonene and the murder of Jefferson the parrot and one for Moony and her love of stealing floors. After the cases, which both went well, the courthouse caught fire. The arsonist was later revealed to be Entroapy.

Explosion of SkwiiBB's House
The house of SkwiiBB was exploded after SkwiiBB "accidentally" stepped on a pressure plate in her house, detonating over three stacks of TNT. Sausage becomes the new leader of the Blackstone Alliance, as SkwiiBB takes this opportunity to take her leave from server politics and moves over ten thousand blocks away from any other settlement.

Formation of Garfieldtown
Garfieldtown was founded by Plamtae after abandoning her previous home.

January Election Announced
Entroapy makes the decision to change the Enterprise's government structure from monarchical dictatorship to a presidential system. Sausage runs against them.

Presidential Debate
During the presidential race, the two candidates held a debate on January 7th, 2021. It was held at the Enterprise stage, which was detonated right before the debate concluded, killing Entroapy, Sausage, Freemansmind, Plant, and Vargar. Afterward, Entroapy chose to reveal their plan to bring the End into the Overworld to bring peace, therefore revealing their End Insanity. SkwiiBB revealed herself at this time and the fact that she had blown up her own house.

End Insanity
After the stage explosion, Entroapy began planning to spread the End into the Overworld, as they believed it would bring peace to everyone. However, this plan would require force, as it meant killing the majority of Earth's population. The explosion crater was repaired with End-themed blocks, and Entroapy began placing Eyes of Ender everywhere they could. They quit listening to anyone's worries about the plan and built a hidden bunker in the desert to prepare.

Presidential Election
On January 9th, 2021 the election results were counted and revealed at Denny's in the Enterprise, as its roof was being used as a stage and parking lot as seating in the actual stage's absence. The votes were tied, calling for runoffs, which revealed Sausage to be the new president of the Enterprise.

End War
Directly after the election, SkwiiBB, Dude_Person, Sausage, Freemansmind, Plamtae, and Vargar launched an attack on Weed City using a combination of TNT and Withers to blow up all of Weed City Square. They burned down and blew up Entroapy's house as well as the underwater strip club in addition to the square, then made for the End to do the same. Here, Entroapy placed End Crystals to re-summon the Ender Dragon and Freemansmind summoned three Withers. Garfieldtown was burned down by Entroapy as a distraction. Entroapy was then killed by the Ender Dragon and canonically died in their desert bunker, where they were buried by Freemansmind.

Nations Collapse, New Ones Rise
With Weed City decimated and Entroapy dead, Sausage made the choice to merge the now-disbanded Blackstone Alliance and the collapsed Enterprise to form the Concorde, a new nation that would rise from the ashes of the two former factions. Fort Kickass was renamed the Eternal Tombs by Freemansmind. Work on rebuilding both Weed City and Garfieldtown begins.

Rise of Goap
Entroapy rose from the dead, becoming an End monster named Goap. They moved to Bakunawa Swamp, where they constructed a small settlement.

Entroapy's Revival
With the help of Freemansmind and SkwiiBB, Goap managed to expel Eyendr from themself and was raised from the dead by Hayat and Guia. They founded Cokesbury soon after with the intent to make it a peaceful town away from politics.

Concorde Inauguration
Ben was inaugurated officially as president of the Concorde on January 23, 2021. The Great Meme Extinction occurred after Soap fucked up a command.

Cokesbury Opens, Johnny Test Dies
Cokesbury was opened to the public on January 30th, 2021 after various buildings had been vandalized. Owen blew up the Johnny Test Beer Cave after Soap blew up the Secret Fishing Spot. A memorial for Johnny Test was built in the ruins of the cave. 7/11 was unharmed.